Wednesday, December 28, 2016

2016 Movies by #DORK Scale Rating

******6 Stones




















  • Deadpool
  • Captain America: Civil War

*****5 Stones




















  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  • 10 Cloverfield Lane
  • Don't Breathe
  • Doctor Strange
  • Zootopia

****4 Stones




















  • Keanu
  • Pop Star: Never Stop, Never Stopping
  • Suicide Squad
  • X-Men: Apocalypse

***3 Stones




















  • Batman v Superman

**2 Stones




















  • Hail, Caesar
  • The Brothers Grimsby




Saturday, December 3, 2016

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Trailer

#DORK Hall of Fame


MOVIES: 

  • Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back (1980) 
  • The Dark Knight (2008) 
  • Evil Dead II (1987) 
  • Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) 
  • Ghostbusters (1984) 
  • Fight Club (1999) 
  • This Is Spinal Tap (1984) 
  • Scream (1996) 
  • Iron Man (2008) 
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) 


TELEVISION SHOWS: 

  • The Wire (HBO) 
  • The Simpsons (FOX) 
  • Breaking Bad (AMC) 
  • The Sopranos (HBO) 
  • Game of Thrones (HBO)
  • Lost (ABC) 
  • Seinfeld (NBC) 
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX/FXX) 
  • South Park (Comedy Central) 
  • Friday Night Lights (NBC/ 101 Network) 


VIDEO GAMES: 

  • Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES) 
  • Mega Man 2 (NES) 
  • Street Fighter II: The World Warrior (Arcade) 
  • Tekken 3 (Playstation) 
  • Half-Life (PC) 
  • Grand Theft Auto V (Xbox 360/ PS3) 
  • Legends of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64) 
  • Batman: Arkham City (Xbox 360/ PS3) 
  • Wolfenstein 3D (PC) 
  • NHL 94 (SEGA) 


GRAPHIC NOVELS 

  • Batman: The Long Halloween (DC) 
  • Watchmen (DC) 
  • Preacher (Vertigo) 
  • Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (DC) 
  • Batman: Year One (DC) 
  • Wolverine: Old Man Logan (Marvel) 
  • American Vampire (Vertigo) 
  • World War Hulk (Marvel) 
  • Daredevil: Born Again (Marvel) 
  • Marvel 1602 (Marvel)

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Are We Going To Watch "Taboo"?

This show premieres on January 10th on FX and it looks pretty weird. I like Tom Hardy. Ridley Scott has done a lot of good stuff. We in on this? Hardy's tattoos look sweet.

Friday, November 18, 2016

Tekken 7 Trailer

Top 10 TGIF Shows


  1. Dinosaurs
  2. Family Matters
  3. Boy Meets World
  4. Perfect Strangers
  5. Step by Step
  6. Full House
  7. Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
  8. Just the Ten of Us
  9. Sister, Sister
  10. Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Ranking the 2016 Comic Book Movies

There were 6 comic book movies this year.  Two in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, two in the Fox X-Men (?) Universe and two in the DC Universe.  This is just one man's opinion but here's how I rank em.


  1. Deadpool
  2. Captain America: Civil War
  3. Doctor Strange
  4. Suicide Squad
  5. X-Men: Apocalypse
  6. Batman v Superman

Essentially 4 Tiers Here:

6/6 Infinity Stones: Deadpool, Captain America: Civil War

5/6: Doctor Strange

4/6: Suicide Squad, X-Men: Apocalypse

3/6: Batman v Superman

Monday, November 7, 2016

Elektra Joins Cast of The Defenders

Elektra is on board. The show, which will be based around Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist, already announced that Claire Temple (Night Nurse), Trish Walker, Stick, Hogarth, Foggy Nelson, Malcolm, Karen Page, and Misty Knight will all make appearances. I think we can assume The Punisher, but not confirmation yet.

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Top 20 Football Players (from Movies & TV)

Keefe & Woody went back and forth selecting the Top 20 fictional players from Movies and TV.  (Yes the Remember The Titans players and Friday Night Lights (movie) are nonfiction, but tough apples, they're on there.)   Woody got the #1 pick and is responsible for all the odd numbered picks, Keefe with the evens.  Here you go.


  1. Rod Tidwell, WR, Jerry Maguire
  2. Willie Beamon, QB, Any Given Sunday
  3. Alvin Mack, LB, The Program
  4. Bobby Boucher, LB, The Waterboy
  5. Vince Howard, QB, Friday Night Lights (TV)
  6. Tim Riggins, RB, Friday Night Lights (TV)
  7. Wendell Brown, RB, Varsity Blues
  8. Boobie Miles, RB, Friday Night Lights (Movie)
  9. Gerry Bertier, DE, Remember the Titans
  10. Julian Washington, RB, Any Given Sunday
  11. Brian Murphy, TE, The Replacements
  12. Joe Kane, QB, The Program
  13. Julius Campbell, DE, Remember the Titans
  14. Ray Smith, DB/PR, The Replacements
  15. Charles Jefferson, LB, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
  16. Charlie Tweeter, WR, Varsity Blues
  17. Lance Harbor, QB, Varsity Blues
  18. Steve Lattimer, DL, The Program
  19. Brian "Smash" Williams, RB, Friday Night Lights (TV)
  20. Danny Bateman, LB, The Replacements


Check out the entire episode here...

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Pet Trailer

Sombra - Overwatch's Newest Hero

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Halloween Movie Rankings

10. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
9. Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
8. Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
7. Halloween II (2007)
6. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
5. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
4. Halloween (2007)
3. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
2. Halloween II (1981)
1. Halloween (1978)


Horror Movie of the Day: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Horror Movie of the Day: The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

There Is Going To Be A "Cloverfield" Universe

The movie "Cloverfield" came out in 2008 and it was an enjoyable, found-footage film, with a big monster and maybe the apocalypse. I liked it.
Then 8 years later they had a movie on it's way out called "Valencia" until BOOM, they changed it to "10 Cloverfield Lane" only a few months before it was released. I liked this one even better. More of a thriller/drama with some hints of horror in there. John Goodman was/is awesome. This was a loosely connected sequel (no-spoilers here).
And now the 2017 sci-fi movie "God Particle" is apparently going to be in the Cloverfield Universe via The Wrap. I say, Yes to this. I loved shared universes. More movies should share universes. 2 of my favorite theories right now...

The Walking Dead shares a universe with Breaking Bad. (Merle did have blue meth)

Who Framed Roger Rabbitt shares a universe with Space Jam. (Cause why not?).

Bravo's 100 Scariest Movie Moments (2004)

75-31 has apparently been taken down due to Copyright issues. But there is still plenty of stuff left.

Monday, October 24, 2016

TV Shows I'm Currently Trying To Keep Up With

Sunday
Westworld (HBO)
Ash vs. Evil Dead (Starz)
Son of Zorn (FOX)
The Last Man on Earth (FOX)
The Walking Dead (AMC)

Monday
Supergirl (The CW)
Gotham (FOX)

Tuesday
The Flash (The CW)
Atlanta (FX)

Wednesday
Arrow (The CW)
South Park (Comedy Central)

Thursday
Legends of Tomorrorw (The CW)

Friday
The Exorcist (FOX)

Saturday
Saturday Night Live (NBC)

SNL: David S. Pumpkins

Horror Movie of the Day: The Mist (2007)

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Red Dead Redemption 2 Trailer

Nintendo Switch - March 2017

Logan Trailer

I am excited for this one, looks great. But please don't tell me it's "Old Man Logan." They don't have the rights to any of the characters in that comic, except for Wolverine. Perhaps it's inspired, we shall see.

Horror Movie of the Day: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Jackie Trailer

(h/t IGN)

Would You Rather Wednesday

Logan - March 3rd

The Wolverine 3 will be called "Logan". Here is the first movie poster. I'd expect to see a teaser in the near future as the release date is set for March 3, 2017. This is also, reportedly the last Hugh Jackman-Wolverine movie. Looking forward to it.

Horror Movie of the Day: The Shining (1980)

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Horror Movie of the Day: The Devil's Rejects (2005)



Rob Zombie's sequel to House of 1,000 Corpses is one of the best horror movies of the past 20 years. The Firefly Family is back and it's far more gritty and real. The soundtrack is also sweet, and if you liked 70s/80s horror you'll enjoy this.

#DORKTOBER

#DORKtober Is Here

It is officially #DORKtober or #DORKTOBER.  I can't tell if I like the all caps or not.  Either way, use that when you tweet all month long and we will use the best stuff in our podcast episodes.  We have a lot of good stuff planned including "Best Horror Movies You've Never Seen Part 2" you can check Part 1 for the first time or re-listen to it by clicking right here.

Other potential episodes: "Stephen King Movies" and "Best Horror Franchise."  We'd love to hear your ideas as well.

E-Mail us at dorkpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @DORKpodcast or by using the #DORKtober

Keep checking back here on the blog as well for the "Horror Movie of the Day" and other decent crap.


Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Warcraft: Honest Trailer

Countdown to #DORKTOBER



Starting on October 1st it will officially begin 31 days of #DORKTOBER. We will have you covered with plenty of horror movie, horror tv, horror comic book, etc. stuff on the podcast and here on the blog. Use #DORKTOBER on twitter and we'll see your questions and comments. Let's go!